Next Bunch of Jokes
Recently, I decided to stop avoiding puns and childish math jokes. So I am posting a lot of famous jokes I have heard before but never added to my collection.
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—What are ten things you can always count on?
—Your fingers.
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—Why should you never mention the number 288?
—Because it’s two gross.
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—Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
—They already 8!
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—How do you make one vanish?
—Add a “g” to the beginning.
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—Why was 6 afraid of 7?
—Because 7 8 9.
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—How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
—With sine language.
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—Why don’t math majors throw house parties?
—Because it’s dangerous to drink and derive.
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—What’s the official animal of Pi day?
—The Pi-thon!
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—What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
—Pi in the sky.
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—Who’s the king of the pencil case?
—The ruler.
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—Why was the inchworm angry?
—He had to convert to the metric system.
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Charles:
I’ve been checking back since the Latin Square post. I wrote a blog and a JavaScript puzzle about it. I really enjoy those things so much.
Anyway I’ve been sharing these with my son who loves riddles. It’s always nice to have more math based ones too.
2 September 2023, 6:59 pm