More Math Jokes
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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”
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To understand what a recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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A guy is complaining to his mathematician friend:
— I have a problem. I have difficulty waking up in the morning.
— Logically, counting sheep backwards should help.
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— Can I ask you a question?
— You can, but you have already just done that.
— Darn, what about two questions?
— You can, but that was your second question.
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The Internet ethics committee worked hard to generate a list of words that should never be used on the Internet. The problem is, now they can’t post it.
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Quantum entanglement of a pair of socks: As soon as one is designated as the left, the other instantly becomes the right.
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Zet:
To continue the joke:
— Can I ask you a question?
18 February 2014, 9:29 am— You can, but you have already just done that.
— Darn, what about two questions?
— You can, but that was your second question.
— What about four questions then?
— You can, but again, you already had four questions.
— When?
— Just now.
Tanya Khovanova:
Zet,
18 February 2014, 9:34 amLOL
Alicelewis:
Lolz That all are very funy questions, nice humor ..
28 February 2014, 7:59 am