Lazy Jokes
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—Describe yourself in three words.
—Lazy.
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Internet forum:
—Tell me about yourself.
—I am lazy and I like to eat.
—Tell me some more.
—I am tired of typing. I’ll go grab a snack.
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—Why do you want to divorce your wife?
—She nags too much. For the last half six month, she’s been bugging me everyday to throw away the Christmas tree.
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Yesterday I realized that I’m not the laziest person in the world. I saw my neighbor walking the dog on a leash through his window.
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The list of symptoms of laziness:
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Jonathan:
Laziness and lateness seem so tightly related. I was taught “laziness was born before me” – is this common in Russian?
23 July 2014, 7:12 am