## Nerdy Jokes from the Russian Web

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Engraved on a mathematician’s tombstone: “Q.E.D.”

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—You act very brave on the Internet. But could you repeat this looking into my eyes?

—Sure. Send me your picture.

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—Your birthday?

—December 26^{th}.

—What year?

—Every year.

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Teacher: “How much do we get if we cut eight into two halves?”

Student: “Two threes, if we cut vertically; and two zeros, if we cut horizontally.”

## Joe Crowe:

I came to the same conclusion on the IQ Test involving the shapes. In fact, I took the dot in the center of the polygons as an important clue. The right triangle being the only non-symmetrical shape. Not-withstanding my hypothesis that in the 2nd dimension, ALL shapes would exhibit symmetricality…

6 September 2012, 5:01 pm