Nerdy Jokes from the Web

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Decimals have a point.

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During the show “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?” the following question was asked:

What is superfluous in the following list: a carrot, an onion, a potato, a Lexus?

A smart 5th grader answered: a carrot, an onion, and a potato.

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If you buy 3 DVDs for the price of 4, you will get one more as a bonus.

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Only yesterday, today was tomorrow.

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By definition, one divided by zero is undefined.

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Finally artificial intelligence has caught up with humans: when filling out electronic forms, many humans need several tries to prove they are not robots.

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Be back in 5 minutes. If I am late, reread this sms.

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— We’ll split the money 50-50.
— I want 70.
— Okay, 70-70!

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One Comment

  1. Pragati:

    This is really an interesting post. I have seen many math puzzles and absolutely solve them too. First time seen jokes for maths.. good experience for me.. Thanks buddy..

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