Jokes from the Web

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β€” If a black cat crosses in front of you and then crosses back, what does it mean? Is your bad luck doubled or canceled?
β€” Is this a scalar or a vector cat?
β€” Huh?
β€” A scalar cat doubles and a vector cat cancels.

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Unbuttered bread, unable to cause the usual harm, tries to fall on the dirtiest spot.

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Chance is a design carefully planned by someone else.

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Wikipedia: I know everything.
Google: I can find anything.
Facebook: I know everyone.
Internet: You are nothing without me.
Electricity: Shut up, jerks.

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Yesterday I bought pills to increase my IQ. Couldn’t open the jar.

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Today I opened my desktop’s case and finally understood whither my trash is emptied.

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One Comment

  1. Roman:

    what if a black Schrodinger’s cat crosses in front of you? πŸ™‚

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