## Nerdy Jokes

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Birthdays are beneficial for your health. A new breakthrough statistical study unequivocally proved that the more birthdays one has the longer one lives.

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We know through Erdös that “a mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems”. It thus follows by duality that a comathematician is a device for turning cotheorems into ffee.

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– What do you do when you see a beautiful girl?

– I download her.

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Programmers wear red T-shirts to match the color of their eyes.

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We invented the decimal system, because humans have ten fingers on their hands; and 32-bit computers, because humans have 32 teeth in their mouths.

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A general shows off a new tank and boasts:

– You see a tank supplied with the most modern computer technology.

– What is the speed of its computer?

– The same as the speed of the tank, of course.

## Alex:

But where do we get the cotheorems from? Deduce them from rollaries of course.

8 March 2010, 1:04 pm## Tanya Khovanova:

Alex,

Hilarious.

11 March 2010, 1:58 pm## Ilya Bogdanov:

> But where do we get the cotheorems from? Deduce them from rollaries of course.

16 March 2010, 3:13 pmOf urse, I think.

## beau:

A stack dump is what you get when two twains collide

14 August 2010, 2:26 pm