Some Computer and Math Jokes
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My daughter was talking at her kindergarten about what her parents do for work. She said that her mom catches bugs, invokes demons, and talks to clods.
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I have neither Twitter nor Instagram. I just go for a walk to tell strangers what I ate and drank and how things are at work and at home. I have three followers: a doctor and two policemen.
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Life is like Rubik’s cube: fix one side, better not look at the rest.
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My Roomba just devoured a piece of cheese I wanted to pick up and eat. The war between humans and robots is already here.
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