Some Recent Puns Added to My Collection
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—Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal?
—Because he would have to convert.
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—How does a professional mathematician plow a field?
—With a protractor.
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—How many bakers does it take to bake a pi?
—3.14.
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—What did the witch doctor say after lifting the curse?
—Hexagon.
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—What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of a mountain?
—A high-pot-in-use.
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—What do you call a K1 graph drawn at freezing temperature?
—An ice-olated vertex!
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