## Some Recent Jokes Added to My Collection

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—What is the best way to pass a geometry test?

—Know all the angles.

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—Did you hear about the over-educated circle?

—It has 360 degrees!

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—What do parallel lines and vegetarians have in common?

—They never meat.

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—Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

—He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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—What do you call a gentleman who spent all the summer at the beach?

—A tangent.

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—What do mathematicians and the Air Force have in common?

—They both use pi-lots.

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—Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

—Because then it would be a foot.

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—Are monsters good at math?

—Not unless you Count Dracula.

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—Why did the math professor divide sine by tan?

—Just cos.

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Two is the oddest prime.

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## Gregory:

Loved the idea of recent jokes. Like the one Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

13 August 2024, 10:39 am—Because then it would be a foot.