Some Recent Jokes Added to My Collection
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—What is the best way to pass a geometry test?
—Know all the angles.
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—Did you hear about the over-educated circle?
—It has 360 degrees!
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—What do parallel lines and vegetarians have in common?
—They never meat.
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—Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
—He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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—What do you call a gentleman who spent all the summer at the beach?
—A tangent.
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—What do mathematicians and the Air Force have in common?
—They both use pi-lots.
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—Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
—Because then it would be a foot.
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—Are monsters good at math?
—Not unless you Count Dracula.
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—Why did the math professor divide sine by tan?
—Just cos.
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Two is the oddest prime.
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