My Family’s Jokes
I collect math jokes and, of course, show them to my family. From time to time, my family contributes. The first joke is by my son, Alexey.
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When you board a train traveling East from Chicago to Boston at 60 miles an hour, you realize you are a part of the problem.
And this one is one of mine.
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A dyslexic’s excuse: my god ate my homework.
My grandson, Alex, heard the following famous joke.
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A logician rides an elevator. The door opens, and someone asks:
—”Are you going up or down?”
—”Yes.”
He created his own version.
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A logician rides an elevator. The door opens, and someone asks:
—”Are you going up or down?”
“No,” replies the logician and walks out.
Alex, though he is 10, is very good with words. I liked the wordplay in one of his comments.
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This puzzle is confusling.
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