## More Childish Jokes

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—What do you get when a bunch of sheep hang out in a circle?

—Shepherd’s pi.

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—What do you call a metric cookie?

—A gram cracker.

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—What state has the most math teachers?

—Math-achusetts.

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—What does a hungry math teacher like to eat?

—A square meal.

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—What is the mathematician’s favorite season?

—Sum-mer.

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—What adds, subtracts, multiplies, divides, and bumps into light bulbs?

—A moth-ematician.

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—What tools do you use for math?

—Multi-pliers.

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—Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

—Because it had more cents!

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—Which snakes are good at math?

—Adders.

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—What is the butterfly’s favorite subject in school?

—Moth-ematics.

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## Leo B.:

Adders cannot live in an area without trees, because they need logs to multiply.

16 September 2023, 6:52 pm