## The Teacher Asks…

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The teacher asks a student,

“Johnny, how much will your mom pay at the market for three pounds of apples if one pound is three dollars?”

“I do not know,” answers Johnny, “My mom loves bargaining, and she is good at it.”

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The teacher asks a student,

“Johnny, in a 5-story building, you have to go up 30 stairs to get from one floor to the next. If you go from the first to the fifth floor, how many stairs do you have to take?”

“All of them,” answers Johnny.

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The teacher asks a student,

“Johnny, you have 10 dollars in your pocket. You ask your dad for 10 more. How much money will you have?”

“I will have 10 dollars.”

“You do not know your math!”

“You do not know my dad!”

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