Recovery Jokes
You might have noticed that my blogging slowed down significantly in the last several months. I had mono: My brain was foggy, and I was tired all the time. Now I am feeling better, and I am writing again. What better way to get back to writing than to start with some jokes?
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The wife of a math teacher threw him out from point A to point B.
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At the job interview at Google.
—How did you hear about our company?
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50% of marriages end with divorce. The other 50% end with death.
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People say that I am illogical. This is not so, though this is true.
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Humanity invented the decimal system, because people have 10 fingers. And they invented 32-bit computers, because people have 32 teeth.
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When a person tells me, “I was never vaccinated, and, as you can see, I am fine,” I reply, “I also want to hear the opinion of those who were never vaccinated and died.”
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I will live forever. I have collected a lot of data over the years, and in all of the examples, it is always someone else who dies.
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Just got my ticket to the Fibonacci convention! I hear this year is going to be as big as the last two years put together.
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I am afraid to have children as one day I will have to help them with math.
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Austin:
I liked the 32-bit joke even before I noticed the pun on “bit”!
2 January 2020, 4:14 pm