## Mathy Jokes

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I can count to 1023 on my 10 fingers. The rudest number is 132.

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I kept forgetting my password, so I changed it to “incorrect”. Now, when I make a mistake during login, my computer reminds me: “Your password is incorrect.”

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—You promised me 8% interest, and in reality it is 2%.

—2 is 8—to some degree.

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Quantum entanglement is simple: when you have a pair of socks and you put one of them on your left foot, the other one becomes the “right sock,” no matter where it is located in the universe.

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Teacher:

—I keep telling my students that one half can’t be larger or smaller than the other. Still the larger half of my class doesn’t get it.

## Naveen Dankal:

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One need not dig into the realms of General Relativity to establish space-time into a single continuum —

100 spare hours is almost equally unaffordable as 100 sq. ft.

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For a heart-broken mathematician, calculating the smoothness of Lipschitz boundary in Sobolev space is directly proportional to the roughness of Lip-stitched boundaries in the “Sob-of-love” space.

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My gay pal is mostly busy solving “Ram-man-Hillbutt problem for homo-morphic functions” while I beat my head against the ” Riemann-Hilbert problem for holomorphic functions”

19 January 2018, 4:04 am