Even More Jokes
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—Honey, we are like two parallel lines.
—Why do you say that?
—The intersection of our life paths was a mistake.
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—Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
—A: Because it was over 90 degrees.
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Ancient Roman in a clothing store: How come XL is larger than L?
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—Which is the odd one out: one, three, six, seven?
—Well, three of them are odd ones.
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When I am with you, I solve integrals in my head, so that blood can come back to my brain.
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There are two kinds of people in this world: Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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Seven has the word even in it, which is odd.
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Eben:
Q: What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
22 July 2018, 10:40 pmA: You can’t cross a vector and a scalar.