Laughing at 225
It is time to report on my weight loss progress. Unfortunately, the report is very boring; I am still stuck at the same weight: 225. What can I do? Let’s laugh about it. Here are some jokes on the subject.
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After the holidays I stepped on my scale. After an hour I tried again and had a revelation: tears weigh nothing!
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I am on a miracle diet: I eat everything and hope for a miracle.
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Ideas to lose weight: A glass of water three days before your meal.
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I wanted to lose five pounds by this summer, now I have only ten pounds to lose to reach my goal.
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