Jokes That Clicked
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A button of unknown functionality should be pressed an even number of times.
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When I tell you that I am closer to 30 than to 20, I mean to tell you that I am 42.
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If a car with a student-driver sign gets its windshield wipers turned on, then the car is about to turn.
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I always learn from the mistakes of people who followed my advice.
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A traffic policeman stops a car:
—You’re going 70 in a 35 miles-per-hour zone.
—But there are two of us!
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The most popular tweet, “Live your life so that you do not have time for social networks.”
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