February Jokes
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Grigori Perelman’s theorem: There is no offer you can’t refuse.
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A conversation between two Russians:
— Run to the store and fetch a couple bottles of vodka.
— How much is a couple?
— Seven.
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— Is it true that the Windows operating system was copied from a UFO computer that crashed in Roswell?
— All we know for sure is that the UFO that didn’t crash had a different operating system.
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I saw our system administrator’s shopping list. The first line was tomatoes.zip for ketchup.
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