## Spring Math Humor

Here are recent additions to my math jokes collection:

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During a lecture to his students, a military instructor says, “There is a 40% chance that we will hit our target.”

One student asks, “What happens if we aim away from the target?”

The instructor replies, “Logically, we would have a 60% chance of hitting the target.”

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“Do you know that 67% of people are not capable of doing simple arithmetic?”

“I belong to the other 23%.”

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What is so special about 6.9?

It is 69 ruined by a period.

* * * (submitted by Irene Ogievetskaya)

**Teacher:** Solve the equation: x + x + x = 9.

**Student:** x = 3, 3, and 3.

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**Teacher:** What is 2k + k?

**Student:** 3000!

## Misha:

See the comment by CarlBrannen at the other blog

25 April 2008, 7:10 am