Spring Math Humor
Here are recent additions to my math jokes collection:
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During a lecture to his students, a military instructor says, “There is a 40% chance that we will hit our target.”
One student asks, “What happens if we aim away from the target?”
The instructor replies, “Logically, we would have a 60% chance of hitting the target.”
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“Do you know that 67% of people are not capable of doing simple arithmetic?”
“I belong to the other 23%.”
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What is so special about 6.9?
It is 69 ruined by a period.
* * * (submitted by Irene Ogievetskaya)
Teacher: Solve the equation: x + x + x = 9.
Student: x = 3, 3, and 3.
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Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!
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Misha:
See the comment by CarlBrannen at the other blog
25 April 2008, 7:10 am