October Geek Jokes
I added some new jokes to my collection of math, computer and geek humor:
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— What do you do to protect yourselves from viruses?
— We use disposable computers …
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Microsoft offers a new service. They sell ad spots in their error messages.
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Sysadmin:
— I do not care if everyone insists that using the name of my own cat as a password is a bad idea! RrgTt_fx32!b, kitty-kitty-kitty …
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Due to technical difficulties the release of Windows 2000 is delayed until February 1901.
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A doctor looking at patient’s X-rays:
— Hmm, multiple hip fractures, tibia and fibula fractures. Oh well, Photoshop can fix all that.
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After learning how much money Bill Gates has, Satan offered him his own soul.
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Question: What did one math book say to the other?
Answer: Don’t bother me. I have my own problems.
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Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: No, why?
Student: I didn’t do my homework.
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— My teacher said we would have a test today, rain or shine.
— Then why are you so happy?
— Because it’s snowing.
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Question: How many sides does a box have?
Answer: Two — the inside and the outside.
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Question: What did the calculator say to everyone?
Answer: You can count on me.
Online Joke of the Day:
Thank you for reminding me of that great joke. Great minds think alike!!! Do you care if I link your post on my blogroll?
25 November 2008, 7:56 pmTanya Khovanova:
Sure, you can link.
11 January 2009, 3:35 pm