Some More Math Jokes
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A math problem is the only place where a person buys 7744 watermelons for dinner, but no one knows why!
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Today I saw a tweet from someone I knew in middle school. He tweeted, “I turned my life around 360 degrees!” Now do you see why it is important to study math?
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Looking for energy? Multiply time by power!
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The mom of a third grader calls her friend, “Lucy, did you do your son’s math homework?”
“I did.”
“Can I copy your answers?”
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If money is measured in piles, then I have a pit.
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My girlfriend is the square root of −100. She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
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A mathematical collapse: while cutting a worm, you divide it by 2 and multiply it by 2, simultaneously!
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