Intellectual Jokes
I collect geeky jokes. I think I’ve heard most of them. So I was surprised to stumble upon a website with many new ones: 50 People On ‘The Most Intellectual Joke I Know’. These are some of them:
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Q: What does the “B” in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?
A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
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Entropy isn’t what it used to be.
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There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
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This sentence contains exactly threee erors.
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There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet.
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A logician’s wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. His wife asks impatiently, “So, is it a boy or a girl”? The logician replies, “Yes.”
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The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
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The first rule of Tautology club, is the first rule of Tautology club.
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A woman walks in on her husband, a string theorist, in bed with another woman. He shouts, “I can explain everything!”
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Alex F.:
Everyone’s making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow!
(Not quite geeky, but your one-liners reminded me of this one.)
31 December 2013, 6:24 pmlvps1000vm:
There was also this celebrated Reddit thread on the subject:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1h1cyg/whats_the_most_intellectual_joke_you_know/
31 December 2013, 9:18 pmMore jokes:
[…] #1 Today, 14:03 Thread Author I came across this recently, and I just had to share…. Tanya Khovanova?s Math Blog […]
7 January 2014, 11:56 amIvan:
Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A: He had to work it out with a pencil and a piece of paper.
And this one is an invention of mine:
Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who had diarrhoea?
2 February 2014, 1:03 pmA: He used a Sierpinski carpet but did not manage to keep his hands clean.
aristogeit:
a few centuries down people will say
a certain John ConVoy was celebrated, for his long memory
Jon Bon Jovi was also celebrated for his long mane
i’m sure John Conway is a terrible person personally
i’m sure John Conway is a miserable person personally
he’s probably a worst cheater
or maybe he’s a cleptapodoch
or he stiched someone witheknive
what will you have to say about that
the ego doesn’t speak in numbers
the ego speaks in pure blood
the I stood up and discovered the world from a different height
26 February 2014, 4:17 am