Nerdy and Flirtatious Jokes
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Right clicking a file with a mouse will allow you to change it, check it for viruses, or revert to the previous version. I wonder where I can buy a mouse that can do the same thing with my husband.
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— Let’s have sex.
— Sure, but today I want to be the numerator.
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Attention! We want to check that you are not a robot. Please, undress and turn on a web-camera.
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In a drug store:
— I would like input and output cleaners.
— ???
— Toothpaste and toilet paper.
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I used to recount the multiplication tables to delay my ejaculation. Now, each time I see the multiplication tables I get a hard on.
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— Tonight my parents are away. Let’s finally try a forbidden thing.
— Dividing by zero?
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My friend put his mistress in his phone’s contact list as ‘low battery’.
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