More Math Jokes

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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”

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To understand what a recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

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A guy is complaining to his mathematician friend:
— I have a problem. I have difficulty waking up in the morning.
— Logically, counting sheep backwards should help.

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— Can I ask you a question?
— You can, but you have already just done that.
— Darn, what about two questions?
— You can, but that was your second question.

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The Internet ethics committee worked hard to generate a list of words that should never be used on the Internet. The problem is, now they can’t post it.

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Quantum entanglement of a pair of socks: As soon as one is designated as the left, the other instantly becomes the right.

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3 Comments

  1. Zet:

    To continue the joke:

    — Can I ask you a question?
    — You can, but you have already just done that.
    — Darn, what about two questions?
    — You can, but that was your second question.
    — What about four questions then?
    — You can, but again, you already had four questions.
    — When?
    — Just now.

  2. Tanya Khovanova:

    Zet,
    LOL

  3. Alicelewis:

    Lolz That all are very funy questions, nice humor ..

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